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Friday, October 07, 2005

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 Pope Palpatine flip-flops

Gays can be priests:
The Vatican will allow gay men into the priesthood if they can show they have been celibate for at least three years, leading Italian newspaper Corriere della Sera reported on Friday.

But it said the Vatican will ban men who "publicly manifest their homosexuality" or show an "overwhelming attraction" to homosexual culture "even if it is only intellectually."

They should call the policy, "Don't Ask, Don't Tell, Don't Fuck."

The Vatican views on gay priests are contained in a secret 16-page document which is expected to be released next month....

Corriere and the weekly Panorama magazine both reported on Friday that Pope Benedict Palpatine had approved the document this summer.

Panorama said its release would be accompanied by a written explanation by "an internationally known psychologist."

2 Comments:

Blogger Brinstar said...

Are they going to have a test or something? How are they supposed to be able to conclusively tell whether a man has had sex with anyone in the past three years, much less another man?

2:45 PM  
Blogger Bigg said...

"Don't ask, don't tell, don't fuck..."

Priceless.

11:22 AM  

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