[+/-] W not naked and drunk, just naked

According to Wonkette, during his time in the Texas Air National Guard, Bush flew night missions with a Col. Jerry Killian. After finishing up one night and apparently eager to get lit, they adjourned to the Officer's Club, only to be turned away -- it was against club policy to serve airmen still in their flight suits.

Bush and Killian just took their flight suits off and re-entered the bar, buck naked.

I didn't need that mental image. And speaking of ugly mental images, check out Cheney's camel toe.