[+/-] No exit

Irked by a reporter who told him he seemed to be "off his game" at a Beijing public appearance, The Chimperor tried to flee from a news conference but was thwarted by locked doors.

"I was trying to escape. Obviously, it didn't work," Bush said, facing reporters again until an aide rescued him by pointing to him toward the correct door.

What a chickenshit dumbass.

This photo cries out for captioning. I will start with, "Bush lacks exit strategery."