[+/-] A six year-old humanist
Little Susie, a six-year-old, came home from school whining, "Mommy, I've got a stomachache."
"That's because your stomach is empty," her mother replied. "You'd feel better if you had something in it." She gave Susie a snack and sure enough, Susie felt better right away.
That afternoon the family's minister dropped by. While he was chatting with Susie's mom, he mentioned he'd had a bad headache all day long.
Susie perked up. "That's because your head is empty," she said. "You'd feel better if you had something in it."
"That's because your stomach is empty," her mother replied. "You'd feel better if you had something in it." She gave Susie a snack and sure enough, Susie felt better right away.
That afternoon the family's minister dropped by. While he was chatting with Susie's mom, he mentioned he'd had a bad headache all day long.
Susie perked up. "That's because your head is empty," she said. "You'd feel better if you had something in it."
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