[+/-] What Kerry should say tonight

At tonight's "town hall debate," when Kerry is asked, "What did you mean in the last debate by 'global test'?" Rude Pundit suggests an answer:

You have got to be motherfucking kidding me, ma'am. That's like asking Martin Luther King if he wipes his ass properly. That's like asking an Iraqi child with his arms blown off by American bombs if he's happy that Saddam's gone. You wanna know what's going on here? You have snorted from the Bush stash. That little bitch hunched on his stool over there has taken two words of mine and thinks he can disembowel me with them. Hey, you stuttering prick, considering your glowing academic career, no fuckin' wonder you're scared shitless of anything that has the word "test" in it.

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